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[Dramatic music, siren wails]

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[Yelling]

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And the city burns. Behind me, brave
firefighters heroically fight the blaze

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started in a battle between Disastron,

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the last surviving member
of the Chaos Council

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and our very own...

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Awesome X.

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- Awesome X?
- Awesome X.

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- Ahem.
- What?

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Rumor has it, now that
you've defeated all the supervillains,

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that you and your mercenary
robots--the Xtacles--

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Oh, hey, good!

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Big shout-out to the Xtacles. Arroo!

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Couldn't have done it without you guys.

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Oh, that was nice.

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God, I wish we had TiVo.

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Oh, now you want TiVo.

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You'll finally be retiring. Is that accurate?

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No. Ever--ever vigilant.

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<i>- I am a beacon of...vigilance.
- OK.</i>

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Also a beacon of fighting.

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- And now that you're retiring--
- I'm not retiring.

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I guess the thanks
of a grateful city are yours.

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Oh, uh...

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You're welcome, city.

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For Force 10 News, I'm--

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Thank you.

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. I'm..
- Thank you, city.

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You're awesome.

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For Force 10 News, I'm Grace Ryan.

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And I am Awesome X!

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Yeah, who started a rumor
Awesome X is retiring?

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- I may have...
- Stan?

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...on behalf of Awesome X,
issued a press release. Yes.

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CREWS: What the hell did you do that for?

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Because now that Awesome X

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has defeated all the supervillains
in the city--

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- Ka-kow!
- It's time Xander Crews got focused--

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Lame.

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...On running his huge
multinational conglomerate.

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Now, all that superhero nonsense
was all well and good--

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Nonsense?! Stan, I was avenging the
untimely deaths of my murdered parents...

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Who were murdered.

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- Yes, but--
- Stan, hang on.

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[Telephone rings]

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Telephone.

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I'm blowing up here.

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Go. Go time.

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[Continues ringing]

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[Sighs]

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- Go time.
- Operator.

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Yeah.
[Ringing]

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Go time.

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- GRACE: Hi, baby. It's me.
- [Sighs]

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Did you see my interview
with Awesome X?

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- Yes, I did.
- GRACE: Well, what did you think?

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- Uh--
- GRACE: I thought it went great.

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- Can you hang on a second?
- GRACE: OK.

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- OK. Click.
- [Dial tone]

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Ho ho ho ho.

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Oh, my God, she's gonna be mad I did that.

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I don't even know why I did it.

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[Dial tone]

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Do you think I'm selfish?

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- [Horn honks, sirens wailing]
- Are we still on for tonight?

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Xander?

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I guess the network's down.

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Uh, I've got 6 bars.

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- Me, too.
- Yeah, me, too.

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Are you people gonna load out
or dick around with your phones all day?

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- 6 bars.
- [Sniggering]

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STAN: That will be all, Watley.

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WATLEY: If there's anything else I--

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STAN: Get out!

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CREWS: Damn, dawg.
What's all this bidness?

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STAN: That's exactly what it is--
business.

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STAN: PandL's, balance sheets,
earnings estimates.

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CREWS: And why is it on my desk?

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Because it's time you learned
how to run a business.

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And the first thing
you're going to do is fire the Xtacles.

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[Gasps]

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The Xtacles are the backbone
of the Awesome X Fighting Force.

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They're also a $5 million annual drain
on the company's bottom line.

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[Scoffs] Is that all you care about, Stan,
the bottom line?

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- Yes!
- CREWS: Well...

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unless we all of a sudden lose
$5 million somehow,

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- I'm not firing my dawgs.
- Damn it--

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And...

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I have to go ride in my limo.

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♪ All that cheese ♪

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♪ (Hey, all that cheese) ♪

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♪ Tell you how it is ♪

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[Cell phone rings]

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Go time...

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Except if it's Stan.

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- Hey, baby. It's me.
- Hey.

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- You know what I was thinking?
- Uh-uh.

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Now I won't be covering those crazy battles

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between Supervillains
and Awesome X all the time,

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and now I can really concentrate on us.

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Huh?

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I mean talk about...

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[Jackhammer drowns out voice]

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...maybe finally unfreezing
some of your sperm.

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You--When did you freeze my sperm?!

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- Oh, I always do that. Ha ha.
- What?!

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Well, we can talk about that tonight.
See you at your place at 7:00.

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[Phone beeps]

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♪ Taco supreme ♪

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♪ Super head, tell Bill Maher ♪

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♪ I'm coming for you, baby ♪

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- Yeah, baby.
- CREWS: [Grunting]

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Oh, yeah! Yeah, baby.

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CREWS: Oh! This is so wrong.

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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, God!
- CREWS: Oh, my God!

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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, yeah.
- CREWS: I'm with a prostitute.

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Yeah, come on,
you big black son of a bitch! Oh, yeah!

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CREWS: What?!

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- CREWS: Where did that come from?
- PROSTITUTE: What?

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CREWS: Oh, no. Don't stop. I like it.

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PROSTITUTE: OK.
[Groaning]

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- ELECTRONIC VOICE: Granted access.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- PROSTITUTE: Oh, don't stop!
- Shut up, hooker.

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GRACE: Xander? Baby, you up here?

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GRACE: You have got to move
that crazy suit of armor,

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before it kills somebody or--aagh!

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What--what are you doing here?

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Xan--uh, Billy--

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Xander Crews said I could use
his place for this...

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- GRACE: He--
- CREWS: ...hooker.

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- GRACE: You know him?
- We went to college together.

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No, we didn't. Get out of here!

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He will be at your place in one hour.

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- GRACE: I just--I--
- CREWS: No time, woman.

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CREWS: He despises tardiness.

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You should know that.

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Go! Get out!

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Oh, sorry. Bye.

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Oh, my God.

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1 did not mean for her to see this.

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Xander Crews.

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Oh, let's go back to the black--
big black guy thing.

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You're Awesome X!

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[Gasps]

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Oh, boy.

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STAN: $5 million?!

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<i>- I had to pay her off!
- STAN: Damn it!</i>

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Well, I can't have
some blabbity-mouth hooker

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running around
with my secret identity.

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That's the first thing they teach you.

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STAN: Nobody cares
about your secret identity.

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It's to protect my loved ones.

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You don't have any loved ones!

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[Gasps]

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Stan!

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What, who?
The girlfriend you treat like dirt?

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Your murdered parents?

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CREWS: Oh.

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STAN: And you can say good-bye
to the Xtacles.

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- What--what?!
- STAN: What what?

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You just spent
their entire salary for the year.

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Oh, see, I knew you were
gonna trick me into doing this!

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Me?! You're the one
who paid $5 million for a blowjob!

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I..

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It was a half and half...

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First of all.

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Second of all, OK. I'm going.

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[Sighs] Awesome X to Excalibur,
I'm on final approach.

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XTACLE: He's coming.
Everybody in position.

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[Guns cocking]

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Yo.

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Where the hell are you guys?

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XTACLES: Surprise!

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Ambush!

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[Screaming]

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[Making laser sounds]

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[Screaming]

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Go time, mother-humpers!

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Awesome! Awesome!

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Bring it, you cyborg sons of bitches!

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What are you doing?!

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It's a surprise party.

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[Clears throat]
Do what now?

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'Cause we love you.
[Groans]

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Well, why the hell were
you pointing those damn guns at me?!

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[Bubbling]

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XTACLE: We got them at the party store.

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Hey, guys, hey! Check this out.

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L1 will open communist China to the West.

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Put that back.

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Oh. I thought you wanted to kill me
'cause I came up here to fire you.

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XTACLES: What?!

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Yeah, take a knee, gang.

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But the Crews Company
funds the entire Awesome X operation.

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So, you know, take it
up with Xander Crews.

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- XTACLE: Let's kill that son of a bitch!
- ALL: Yeah!

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- CREWS: No, you know, let's-- Let's don't--
- XTACLE: Kill him!

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He's a good guy.

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We don't kill good guys.
We kill bad guys. Come on.

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- XTACLE: So, uh...
- It's in our charter.

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What's up with our 401 Ks?

202
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- My retirement!
- Yeah, what is up with that?

203
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[Groans]

204
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- Oh, what the--
- That's my nest egg!

205
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We're still gonna
have health insurance, right?

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Oh, my God! Health insurance, I need that!

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CREWS: Ahem. Mm-mmm.

208
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- Oh, my God!
- What?!

209
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- Are we at least eligible for Cobra?
- What, the little...

210
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The G.I. Joe dolls?

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No. Not the G.I. Joe dolls.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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Give me the...

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The--where it is?

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Kevin made you this--
We all kind of helped--

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Before you shot him in the face.

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Oh! You guys!

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[Gasps]

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CREWS: Guys, is this...
l mean, this is--

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- XTACLE: Yeah, it's sculpy.
- CREWS: It's awesome!

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XTACLE: Well, we all kind of helped.

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CREWS: And I think I just found
a way to save our jobs.

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XTACLE: Mmm... Except Kevin.

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- And Mike.
- Uh, both Mikes.

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CREWS: Oh, Fat Mike, too?

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[Harrumphing]

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STAN: Order, please, gentlemen.

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Order! Now then.

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First item on the agenda is--

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[Can jingles]

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Mr. Crews!

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CREWS: Hey! No, no! Don't get up.

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- CREWS: How's it going? How's every--
- [Harrumphing]

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CREWS: ...body doing? Weird.

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So, Mr. Crews, this is certainly a surprise.

236
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Yeah, I bet. But I'm here.

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I'm here to run the company, So...

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- MAN: Harrumph!
- CREWS: Hey! Hey, buddy.

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And also, um...

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[Opens briefcase]

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From now on, we're doing this.

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STAN: I'm sorry?

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"Cause I converted all our factories
over to making these little guys.

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- You what?
- [Harrumphing]

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Whoosh! Wha!

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That's him flying.

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- CREWS: What?!
- STAN: Doll factory?!

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You said if I can make
the Awesome X brand

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a profitable part of this company,

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CREWS: I could keep
on doing whatever I want.

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No, I didn't.

252
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- Well, you implied it.
- No!

253
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- Hey!
- 1 did not!

254
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Tone of voice!

255
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Look, I don't care what Boys From Brazil
thing you got going on in there,

256
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but I'm still the boss in here.

257
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And we're making Awesome X dolls,

258
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and they're gonna kick so much ass,
you'll probably go blind.

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And if you still have a problem with that,

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there's the big-ass door.

261
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You're not gonna sell doll one
without a villain, you ninny--

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A Cobra to your G.I. Joe;

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a Stretch Monster
to your Stretch Armstrong;

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a Decepticon to your Autobot.

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I'm one step ahead of you, Stan.

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CREWS: Check it.

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Oh, sweet mother of God.

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Hi, Mister--
[Coughing]

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- STAN: Watley?
- Yeah! No, no.

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This monster man is?

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- The Dread Lobster.
- CREWS: The Dread Lobster.

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- STAN: What?
- He's a supervillain

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for Awesome X to battle
so we can, uh...

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drive the sales, Stan.

275
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- Thoughts?
- He's an abomination!

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What! It was his idea!

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Which, looking back,
l1 guess I really didn't think through.

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Keep 'em up, buddy.
Chicka-chicka!

279
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Why is he so pale?

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Oh, why are you so pale, Watley?

281
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I think maybe my body
is rejecting the claws.

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CREWS: Well, cut it out.

283
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[Coughs]

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CREWS: Watley?

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Watley?

286
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Oh. Is he dead?

287
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He's damn close.

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Take his neck pulse.

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- STAN: That's what I'm--
- Don't go into the light, Watley!

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- You imbecile!
- Hey!

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- Hurtful.
- Sit down!

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250 years this company
has been in your family.

293
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And from slaves and small pox blankets

294
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to soft-core porn and semiconductors,

295
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it's always made a profit.

296
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But with one fell idiotic swoop,
you've ruined it.

297
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I'm just glad your murdered parents--

298
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My murdered parents
wanted me to be happy!

299
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And this can make me happy, Stan.

300
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[Sniffles]

301
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Fiscal sales of Awesome X dolls.

302
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Nobody is going to buy a superhero doll

303
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without a villain to fight!

304
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Well, then I'm kind of at a loss.

305
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Unless...

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- Oh, what about this guy for the villain?
- STAN: What?

307
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My man?

308
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- When did this get here?
- CREWS: Uh...

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Apparently, it's been here the whole time.

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